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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

hannahhhillHannah Sue Hillhttp://hannahhhill.tumblr.com/post/93347477324/classy-kate-i-wanna-be-stereotyped-i-wish-myhttp://i-wanna-be-stereotyped.tumblr.com/post/82533215226/i-wish-my-friends-would-take-random-pictures-of-me
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if countries were students Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

image

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

beyoncevevoThot Househttp://supchris.com/post/93260766497/darkbluetile-thebrownskingirl-you-are-sohttp://thebrownskingirl.tumblr.com/post/1441539458/you-are-so-used-to-your-features-you-dont-know
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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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Source: ladragonaria via magicul

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

stability3rd time's a charmhttp://stability.tumblr.com/post/92825773851/stability-its-weird-how-different-your-life
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